🥵 DC Driver's License Hottie Has Singles Lining Up to be His Organ Donation Recipient
Issue No. 91 Wednesday May 4, 2022
DC Driver's License Hottie Has Singles Lining Up to be His Organ Donation Recipient
“One organ in particular 😏”
BDE! The Urinal at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner Bathroom Tells All
Drag Queen Goes Entire Show Without Mentioning Bl!@#$!@#s, F!#@$!# or !@#$!#$
United Announces Nonstop Flights from DCA to Dulles
“Meanwhile, Southwest offers IAD->DCA with a layover in BWI."
Spring Valley Man Deemed Too Nerdy for Nerd Prom
Kenyan McDuffie Ruled Ineligible for Dog Catcher After Revealed To Be Cat Person
“Comptroller it is, I guess.”
AlertDC Notifications Now Issued Only When Roads Aren't Closed
“I Love Mexican Culture!” Screams Drunk AdMo Man at Barcelona on Cinco de Mayo
“More faj-itas, ¡POR FAVOR!”