Arlington Woman Sets Her Personality Clock Back from “Brunch” to “Pumpkin Spice”
Issue No. 152 I Wednesday, October 11, 2023
Arlington Woman Sets Her Personality Clock Back from “Brunch” to “Pumpkin Spice”
But which of my 17 velvet wide brimmed hats should I wear?
Friend Group Excited to Enter “Points Guy Just Picks Up Whole Check” Era
Selfishly helping Craig get to a Medallion Status on Delta
Wolf Trap Announces Plans to Eat 30% of Your Picnic In Front of You
Allowing them to generously lower their cut of merch sales to 25%
Wait to Cross 18th St. at New Hampshire Ave. DC’s Top Generator of Existential Dread
A daily Dupont production of Waiting for Godot, starring all of us
Mayor Bowser Pleased by Record Turnout of White People for Hispanic Heritage Month Event
The city saved thousands on the spice budget
Hombre Latino de Mount Pleasant Ya Se Cansó De Recibir Saludos Durante 'Hispanic Heritage Month'
No más por favor
Post-WGA Strike, Guy Smoking Outside Suns Wants You to Read His Screenplay
Wanna talk about it over some beers you pay for at Haydees?
Congress Averts Shutdown-Themed Cocktails Until November 17
“I'll have a House Speaker on the rocks, please.”