Bingo! Malaria Case Allows Region to Complete Full Row of Summer Horrors
Issue No. 149 | Wednesday, August 23, 2023
Restaurant Receives James Beard Innovation Award for Giving Tables More Than One Cocktail Menu
“But we'll still take it away from you the second you order a cocktail.”
Bingo! Malaria Case Allows Region to Complete Full Row of Summer Horrors
The prize? Hurricane season.
Missed Connection: We Were Moving Our Cars One Minute Before Street Sweeping Hours
“You swept me off my feet, just like the empty bottle of Fireball and the rat carcasses in the gutter.”
"Another Thunderstorm?" Says Shaw Man Not Planning To Leave The House Anyway
“But I was finally thinking about going to an outdoor movie! ... Nah.”
Mayor Bowser Declares Emergency Humidi-titty Awareness Week
Commemorated by a 21-sports-bra salute
Hawaii Suffers Worst Disaster in Its History Since Arrival of White People
You can support Maui relief efforts by donating to:
Maryland Donates Two Tons of Old Bay to Fight Invasive Blue Crabs in Italy
“Godspeed and good luck”