BREAKING: Jared Kushner Did Not Solve Middle East Peace Crisis
Issue No. 152 I Thursday, October 19, 2023
BREAKING: Jared Kushner Did Not Solve Middle East Peace Crisis
Such a shock.
One in 50 Cars Go Into Anaphylactic Shock at Peanut Johnson Plaza
Weirdly, it had no impact on the already-awful traffic.
Grumpy 35-Year-Old Evolves to Final Form Buying DumDums for Trick-or-Treaters
"Get a job or get off my lawn"
By @doyouthinkhesaurus
Dagger: Beloved Neighborhood Vape Shop Replaced by Soulless Weed Dispensary
"But they had the best ‘glass sculptures’ outside of the Smithsonian!"
"Silence is Violence" Says Person About to Endorse Real Violence
It's time to log off, Dr. Seuss
MTG Brushes Off Most Blinding Coat in Preparation for Christian Girl Autumn
Just you wait for Christian Demon Winter
Jesus Postpones Second Coming Once Again
"Are we sure I can't come back to, like, Portugal or something?"
Nice! DDOT Intern Makes All Crosswalks Last 69 Seconds
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