Jan. 6th Hearing Drinking Games to Make You Feel Better About Not Voting in the Primaries
Issue No. 96 | Wednesday June 15, 2022
Jan. 6th Hearing Drinking Games to Make You Feel Better About Not Voting in the Primaries
Take a shot every time someone says "Dominion"
Take a shot if you see footage of Mike Pence
Take a shot every time Jamie Raskin’s hair looks like the poor squirrel from the Halsey concert
White Woman Goes Entire Juneteenth Without Bragging About How Many Black Friends She Has
WaPo Publishes New COVID Stats As JibJabs; Still Gets Zero Clicks
Seven Father's Day Gifts That Say "I Don't Know a Single Thing About You, Dad"
A tie, because you have a job, right?
Something for a grill? Do you like meat?
A new hammer so you could build something, if you’re into that?
Amazon gift card?
A calendar with pictures of golf courses, cause you’ve been golfing?
A Spotify playlist of songs from the year I suspect you were born
A new razor because you have a face (I think)