New DC Crime Bill Promises to Make Sweeping Promises
“This crime bill will guarantee the public’s safety for future crime bills” @aplaxcomedy
There's Still Time! Get a Summer Body by Breaking Into the Morgue
I’d kill to look that good naked!
Summer Hillterns Fondly Reminisce About Weeks of Not Making a Difference
“I’ll never forget all those days of getting screamed at over the phone by drunk constituents” @aplaxcomedy
Extreme Heat and Humidity No Match for Type-A Showoff Joggers
“Bro, if you aren’t on the verge of sun stroke during a run, you’re never gonna succeed” @aplaxcomedy
New DC Dating App Just LinkedIn With Swiping
What will we talk about on our first date if we can't say, "What do you do?"
"H Street's Changed So Much Since I've Lived Here!" Says NoMa Woman in Seventh Month of Lease
"Sure, we had luxury high rise apartments, but not THAT one!"