Scientific Discovery: Four out Five White People Love to Run in Ice and Snow
Issue No. 76 Wednesday January 19, 2022
Scientific Discovery: Four out Five White People Love to Run in Ice and Snow
USPS Will Ship Your Free COVID Tests “When We Get Around to It”
Georgetown Family Celebrates MLK Day Skiing at Five-Bedroom Weekend Home in Vermont
UH OH! Cool Boss IMs “Yo” at 4:58pm on Friday
Quiz Do Your Plants Think You're Lazy?
After nearly two years of COVID and the 500th lockdown, your plants might know you better than even your closest friends. But do you ever wonder if your plants think you’re lazy?
Take a deep look at your plants! Are they:
1. Lush and plump and growing towards the sun?
2. Droopy and drab but holding on?
3. Dry and withered living in a desert of their own wasted potential? Are they crying out for just one drop of water so they can return to their former photosynthesising glory? Are they just a shell of themselves, downed by an attempted overwatering to compensate for months of neglect?
If you answered 3, your plants think you’re lazy.