WMATA Unveils New "Stationary Escalator" Technology in All Metro Stations
Issue No. 92 Tuesday May 16, 2022
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WMATA Unveils New "Stationary Escalator" Technology in All Metro Stations
DC Dating: Required Compatibility Questions for 2022
Were you at the protest outside of Kavanaugh’s house?
Do you donate to at least three social justice nonprofits?
Do you stand on the left side of the escalators, you selfish prick?
Do you brunch at least three times a month, or are you boring?
Do you also hate tourists on scooters?
Do you live in Navy Yard or are you not a “moderate”?
Why can you name more than 100 Congresspeople?
Do you think DC should have bodily autonomy?
Do you pick cherry blossoms, you fuck?
Do you only eat at Le Dip, you basic bitch? Lol jk, me too.
Will I see you in an FBI photo from the Capitol?
This Week's Most Popular Happy Hour Game: Fuck, Marry, Abort, SCOTUS Edition
Study: Seven Minutes is the Max Time to Use the Bathroom Before Your Date Thinks You’re Pooping
Russian Embassy Open House Swag Bag Filled with Lies, Propaganda, Disinformation
Missed Connection: You Were Holding a Wire Hanger and Wearing a Handmaid's Robe Outside the Supreme Court
Navy Yard Man Gives Two Weeks Notice After Accidentally Calling Boss “Mom”
