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WOW! Which Household Appliance Will I Kiss at Midnight? 😘

Amazon Acquires Santa Claus

Dr. Fauci: "Those who Drank Four Loko Are Prohibited From Asking What's in the Covid Vaccine"    

Russell Westbrook Trade Triggers Downgrade in Wizards Bombing Threat Level


Post-COVID, Jose Andres Promises to Make "The Biggest Goddamned Paella You Motherfuckers Have Ever Seen"    

QAnon Uncle Shocked Family Not Coming to His Super Spreader Thanksgiving

He Who Must Not Be Named Driven Back By The Joe Who Lived!

McConnell Extends Elbow to Biden, Says "Sike!" Pretends to Scratch Forehead With Bicep      

DC Parents: "Sorry Kiddos, Santa Isn't Real, and You Don't Have Congressional Representation" 

8 Spooky Bills Introduced by House Republicans that Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton Hexed This Year

"Science is Real," Says Woman Who Also Refuses to Get Annual Flu Shot

Coronavirus "Deeply Honored" to be Grand Marshall of Bethesda Sunday Parade      

Melania Trump Reveals Redesigned Cherry Blossom Festival

Smoke from West Coast Wildfires Arrives in DC to Lobby Against Green New Deal

"495 Will Never Love You Like I Do, Baby," Claims Silver Line

Is She Into Me? Or Is She a Russian Bot Trying to Upend Democracy?

DC Daters Say Masks Are Sexy. Exclusively Undressing One Another With Their Eyes

District of Crystals? Caps GM Brian MacLellan To Change Uniform To Clear "Bad Vibes"

City Insists Recent Tear Gassing Incident was “Simply a Scheduled Fumigation of Government Property"

Brave Abuelas Still Push for Answers Despite Global Pandemic: "¿Por Qué No Tienes Novio?"

Inside Brooke Pinto’s Subterranean Georgetown Pool Full Of Golden Coins

Styles Section: Dan Snyder’s 15 Favorite Funtime Summer Slurs